30 July 2012

Mmm, sweet camera porn

Isn't it delicious? Here is my dream camera, the one, my love at first sight. I have never owned a medium format camera but it has been one of my lifelong aspirations and this is the rolls royce of medium format cameras. At a cost of over 55K it's still a bit over my budget. I briefly considered selling my child but I couldn't see her snagging more than 12K. She can be a handful. I guess I am also supposed to technically say I couldn't love this camera like my child... but that line isn't as cut and dry now that she is older and is fully capable of driving me insane. The camera would *never* do that. In case this seems a little extreme, it is obvious that you have never experienced some of the phase one capabilities. Below are some examples from flickr:
Upon owning this camera you will immediately have beautiful people clamoring to get naked for you. 
Pictures don't lie. 
Right?
Also, you become some sort of cyborg model from the future. 

Last but not least, animals will love you more. Look at the love in this dog's eyes people! It's like ten times the normal amount of love I get from my dog. It's the fifty five thousand dollar camera. It must be.

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